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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.