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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!