What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.