What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!