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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.