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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...