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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on