What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red