What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.