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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)