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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case