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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe