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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

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Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!