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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself