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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a cow make?

Sssssssss....

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.