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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.