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How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre