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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong