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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep