Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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A skimpy.

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A community centre

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The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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This is baaaad.

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep