What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Wooden Leg Jokes More Wooden Leg Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.