He fell on his ash.
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
Eggsalad
He was sent to the udder side
It was Lufthansa plane
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Because he couldn't concentrate.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
Neither. They can both levitate.
Because he wanted to be walled-in.
He got fired.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Where did my Pokemon Go
Because he always uses a razor.
A centipede with a wooden leg!