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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent