What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere