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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

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