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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback