How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!