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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.