How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

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How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

Ey you.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT