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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!