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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss