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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.