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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What did the Mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch