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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.