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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.