Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man