Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!