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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's