Ant Man
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Staple food to the ceiling!
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*
McBongald's
Math hue.
Empty ones ()
Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP
Lulz!!! etc etc etc
Probably one but you can't generalise.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Parental Guidance.
Get some furniture
Because he doesn't work with Vision