Ant Man Jokes

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Wasp Jokes More Wasp Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!