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Peasant Jokes

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf