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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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A Night at the Opera.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.