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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.