What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.