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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

What is a hippies favourite type of cigarette?

Yours

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.