Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Doug
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
So they have something to do at night.
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
You take him for a drag.
