Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Get married on his birthday.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.
To the st club.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that