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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile