Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch

Where did he touch you as a kid?

That will be an extra $50.