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Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread