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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE