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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.