They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Because he is dead.
Billy Jeans!
Because they spend too much time changing.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Your nose
Put a peg on it's nose!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Crystal balls deep made this up.
She over doses
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