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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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That's just what I kneaded!

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She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Art.

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Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Gold Scars.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Coop-cakes!

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Doubloons.

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...