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How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '