Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.