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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.