How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!