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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!