What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.