What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."