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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip