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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years