What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit