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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years