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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit