What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Crucifixion Jokes More Crucifixion Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years