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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.