He kilt himself
So they know where to stop shaving
He was an investigator!
Because the snowblower was coming.
To hold his pants up.
So they won't run out of time
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
I love ewe!
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
