He kilt himself
He likes to go... bearfoot!
They don't have the right to bare arms
He held up a pair of pants!
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same
A bell.
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
