He kilt himself
Depends
Because red means stop.
He wears a coat and pants.
Depressed.
Because they are always multiplying.
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
I love ewe!
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Scott!
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
