Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
She thought it was diet coke.
Original Jokes.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Coward ice.
It ran out of cache.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
They heard there was water at the end
