Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Because you ran: It's past tents.
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
They're used to disappointment.
A running joke
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
