What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.