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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind