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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.