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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!