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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows