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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.