How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.