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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.