What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism