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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism