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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

15 Year Old Jokes More 15 Year Old Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD