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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Dinner Table Jokes More Dinner Table Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

15 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 15 Year Old Daughter Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD