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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.