What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.