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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?