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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.