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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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I don't know.

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He wanted their soles.

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It turned into a field

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Because he was outstanding in his field

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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It's Cul de sac!

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The balls are for decoration!

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.