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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...