What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.