Who's that running?

Not Tom

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance