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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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They go to the polls and vote.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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You don't know which witch is which!

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*