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World War 3 Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!