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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".