World War 3 Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

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Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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It will be interred.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.