World War 3 Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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So there won't be a World War III.

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Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

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