World War 3 Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.