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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.