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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.