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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.