What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell?

Let's go get Jobs.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.