What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.