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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What makes a fencing joke extra funny?

When it is a riposte

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.