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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis