Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb?

Over 9000.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Salvador Deli Jokes More Salvador Deli Jokes

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.