Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.