Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What would you call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.