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Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.