What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.