What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.