Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.