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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.