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Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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A super-fish-oil wound

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.