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Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.