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Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Make me one with everything.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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A small Buddhist.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.