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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything