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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything