How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.