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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.