How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.