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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!