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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!