Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo