Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog