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Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.