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Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.