Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies