Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.