Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.